{"product_id":"lost-your-job-funny-sympathy-card","title":"Lost your job","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInside message:\u003c\/strong\u003e Good luck to those assholes trying to decipher all your Excel formulas now!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJob loss is grief too. And your friend deserves a card for it. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLosing a job isn't just losing a paycheck, it's losing identity, routine, and security all at once. And yet nobody sends a sympathy card for it. Until now. This funny, honest card acknowledges the loss AND delivers a deeply satisfying moment of petty solidarity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- A friend or coworker who's been laid off or fired\u003cbr\u003e- Anyone navigating the grief of unexpected job loss\u003cbr\u003e- The person who needs a laugh in the middle of a really hard season\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy Deathday Cards?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe believe grief comes in all shapes and sizes, and job loss is no exception. We make cards for the moments most brands don't, because they deserve to be acknowledged.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Deathday Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49670813090034,"sku":null,"price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0833\/8397\/6178\/files\/Lostyourjob1.png?v=1782102002","url":"https:\/\/deathdaycards.com\/products\/lost-your-job-funny-sympathy-card","provider":"Deathday Cards","version":"1.0","type":"link"}