{"product_id":"zero-stars-funny-sympathy-card","title":"Zero stars","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInside message:\u003c\/strong\u003e Do not recommend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy not give death a brutally honest review? This one gets zero stars.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis darkly funny sympathy card is saying what we're all thinking, loss is the worst! It gives the grieving person in your life permission to laugh because sometimes that's exactly what they need.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- The friend who appreciates dark humor\u003cbr\u003e- Anyone who's exhausted by overly sincere sympathy cards\u003cbr\u003e- The person who needs a laugh in the middle of the hard stuff\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy Deathday Cards?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe make sympathy cards that lift spirits instead of deepening sorrow. Because grief is real, complex, and sometimes all you can do is laugh because you're completely out of tears.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Deathday Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49670860865778,"sku":null,"price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0833\/8397\/6178\/files\/zero_stars_1.png?v=1782152166","url":"https:\/\/deathdaycards.com\/products\/zero-stars-funny-sympathy-card","provider":"Deathday Cards","version":"1.0","type":"link"}