They say Everything Happens for a Reason

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Inside message: Fuckers.

Nobody needs to hear this right now. Nobody.

This card is for the friend who has heard one too many well-meaning platitudes and is absolutely done with it. It's sharp, it's funny, and it says with perfect precision exactly what your grieving friend has been thinking every time someone opens their mouth with unsolicited wisdom.

Perfect for:
- The friend who is tired of unhelpful sympathy platitudes
- Anyone navigating grief who has a sharp sense of humor
- The person who needs a card that's on their side, fully and unapologetically

Why Deathday Cards?
We say the things other brands won't. And sometimes, there is solidarity in swear words.

They say Everything Happens for a Reason

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$5.95

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    • 5" x 7" Card (A7)
    • 100 lb cardstock
    • White envelope included
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    Description

    Inside message: Fuckers.

    Nobody needs to hear this right now. Nobody.

    This card is for the friend who has heard one too many well-meaning platitudes and is absolutely done with it. It's sharp, it's funny, and it says with perfect precision exactly what your grieving friend has been thinking every time someone opens their mouth with unsolicited wisdom.

    Perfect for:
    - The friend who is tired of unhelpful sympathy platitudes
    - Anyone navigating grief who has a sharp sense of humor
    - The person who needs a card that's on their side, fully and unapologetically

    Why Deathday Cards?
    We say the things other brands won't. And sometimes, there is solidarity in swear words.

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