Grief is like having an STD

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Inside message: Everyone knows someone who's gone through it... And yet still, no one wants to talk about it. I'm here if you do.

Grief: Everyone knows someone who's been through it. And yet nobody wants to talk about it.

This funny, deeply true card names the thing nobody says out loud: grief is treated like something shameful, something to get over, something we don't discuss in polite company. This card blows that wide open with humor, with honesty, and with the kind of solidarity that actually helps.

Perfect for:
- The friend with a dark sense of humor who is navigating grief
- Anyone who feels like they can't talk about their loss
- The person who needs permission to stop pretending they're fine

Why Deathday Cards?
We normalize grief one uncomfortably accurate metaphor at a time. Because the silence around loss can make everything worse.

Grief is like having an STD

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    • 5" x 7" Card (size A7)
    • Made from 100 lb cardstock
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    Description

    Inside message: Everyone knows someone who's gone through it... And yet still, no one wants to talk about it. I'm here if you do.

    Grief: Everyone knows someone who's been through it. And yet nobody wants to talk about it.

    This funny, deeply true card names the thing nobody says out loud: grief is treated like something shameful, something to get over, something we don't discuss in polite company. This card blows that wide open with humor, with honesty, and with the kind of solidarity that actually helps.

    Perfect for:
    - The friend with a dark sense of humor who is navigating grief
    - Anyone who feels like they can't talk about their loss
    - The person who needs permission to stop pretending they're fine

    Why Deathday Cards?
    We normalize grief one uncomfortably accurate metaphor at a time. Because the silence around loss can make everything worse.

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