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Granny always said we were going to hell. Will we see her there too?

This card pokes fun at the notion that everyone becomes a saint once they die. All misdeeds are forgiven, and we only talk about their good points. In some cases, that's just not possible.  Not suitable for everyone, perfect for someone you know. 

Perfect for:
- Friends with a dark sense of humor
- Anyone who had a religious upbringing, but isn't religious now
- The friend who needs a break from overly sentimental cards

Why Deathday Cards?
We make sympathy cards that lift spirits instead of deepening sorrow because sometimes the most comforting thing you can send someone is the laugh they didn't expect to have but desperately needed.

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    • 5" x 7" Card (A7)
    • 100 lb cardstock
    • White envelope included
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    Description

    Inside message: or down?

    Granny always said we were going to hell. Will we see her there too?

    This card pokes fun at the notion that everyone becomes a saint once they die. All misdeeds are forgiven, and we only talk about their good points. In some cases, that's just not possible.  Not suitable for everyone, perfect for someone you know. 

    Perfect for:
    - Friends with a dark sense of humor
    - Anyone who had a religious upbringing, but isn't religious now
    - The friend who needs a break from overly sentimental cards

    Why Deathday Cards?
    We make sympathy cards that lift spirits instead of deepening sorrow because sometimes the most comforting thing you can send someone is the laugh they didn't expect to have but desperately needed.

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