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Inside message: Do not recommend.

Why not give death a brutally honest review? This one gets zero stars.

This darkly funny sympathy card is saying what we're all thinking, loss is the worst! It gives the grieving person in your life permission to laugh because sometimes that's exactly what they need.

Perfect for:
- The friend who appreciates dark humor
- Anyone who's exhausted by overly sincere sympathy cards
- The person who needs a laugh in the middle of the hard stuff

Why Deathday Cards?
We make sympathy cards that lift spirits instead of deepening sorrow. Because grief is real, complex, and sometimes all you can do is laugh because you're completely out of tears.

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$5.95

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    • 5" x 7" Card (A7)
    • 100 lb cardstock
    • White envelope included
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    Description

    Inside message: Do not recommend.

    Why not give death a brutally honest review? This one gets zero stars.

    This darkly funny sympathy card is saying what we're all thinking, loss is the worst! It gives the grieving person in your life permission to laugh because sometimes that's exactly what they need.

    Perfect for:
    - The friend who appreciates dark humor
    - Anyone who's exhausted by overly sincere sympathy cards
    - The person who needs a laugh in the middle of the hard stuff

    Why Deathday Cards?
    We make sympathy cards that lift spirits instead of deepening sorrow. Because grief is real, complex, and sometimes all you can do is laugh because you're completely out of tears.

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